Can Purell be used as lube?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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