the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
