sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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