alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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