Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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