Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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