Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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