do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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