The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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