OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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