whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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