make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
