I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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