Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
