I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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