bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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