Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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