Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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