whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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