So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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