so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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