do herpes really smell.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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