The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Help. Why am I so naked?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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