I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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