I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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