I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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