i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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