you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The Olympian is in my bed
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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