Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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