sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
