You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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