sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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