How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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