The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
