I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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