I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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