So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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