So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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