you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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