Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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