She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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