Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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