After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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