were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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