Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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