There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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