I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
where am i from again
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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