return my video game
She said her name was "party"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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