This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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