I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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