What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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