I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Let's get the cat blown out
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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