i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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