help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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