Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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