i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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