I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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