a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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