Don't you send me to vm
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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